my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
Accurate representation of my life
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg
THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG
There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…
I just made a new friend
are you not gonna ask her the fucking source of the blood
it was a girl. in a bathroom. figure it out.
The only “Wrecking Ball” remix you will ever need.
This picture of Beyonce getting pizza while dressed in a pizza outfit is so important to me.
only canadians will really understand how amazing this picture is.
*flexes* yea….h………i’m a big strong man………….*balloons fall out of shirt sleeve* oh fuck goddammit