weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 


molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


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sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

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snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

(Source: snorlaxatives, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


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